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Enlightenment Quiz

humor 208x300 Enlightenment Quiz The following is a rest of your level of enlightenment. Score one point for each correct answer, subtract one point for each wrong answer. Add your total number of right answers to the total number of wrong answers, divide by the total number of questions on the test, then wonder why you’ve tried to follow it this far.

Select the answer which best completes the following statements:

  1. Yin and…
  2. A Zen koan is ……..
  3. Just before total God-realization I would see…
  4. Lao-Tsu is..
  5. Jivatman and Atman merge to become…
  6. The word or words which best describes the relationship of God, Guru And Self is…
  7. Which of the following is not a name of the Lord?
  8. If you swap a Swami with a Yogi you get…
  9. Carlos Castaneda is:
  10. Om Mani Padme means:
  11. The sound of one hand clapping is:
  12. Linguine is to fettucine as kundalini is to:
  13. The Tao Te Ching is:
  14. You arrive at a party and your host says, “Far out, I want to take the responsibility for creating space in your universe so you can experience your experience.” He means:
  15. If three devotees can meditate for a total of nine hours, how many devotees would it take to mow the lawn?
  16. If three devotees can mow the lawn in one hour, how many stoned devotees would it take to meditate until nobody cared?
  17. If shakti was rising toward the fourth chakra at a rate of 3.5 pranayamas per second, and at the same time an energy force was traveling in the opposite direction at a rate of 4.8 pranayams per second, what time would it be in Chicago if we woke up in Los Angles?
  1. A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang
  2. A) Jewish Buddist B) All of the above C) None of the above D) None of the above
  3. A) A blue pearl B) Nothing C) Everything D) How would I know?
  4. A) Shrimp with fried rice B) The Atman Brothers C) A Japanese word for sneeze D) One of the above
  5. A) Jivatmanatman B) The Atmnn Brithers C) Jivatman & Atman Inc. D) Mr & Mrs Atman
  6. A) Oneness B) Twoness C) Penpalness D) Just good friends
  7. A) Jehova B) Elohim C) Yahweh D) Charlton Heston
  8. A) A Swogi B) A Salami C) Yogurt D) Heartburn
  9. A) a flamingo dancer B) A resort near San Juan C) The 2nd baseman for The LA Dodgers D) The gutarist for Santana
  10. A) O manny, pardon my home B) Money talks, nobody walks in Sanskrit C) If u cn rd ths msg u cn Gt a gd jb D) Never having to say you’re Sorry
  11. A) Very quiet B) similar to smiling with one lip C) A Zen record shop D) Like the “p” in swimming
  12. A) Eenie meenie B) Halloweenie C) Harry Houdini D) Pepto Bismol (this is a silly answer)
  13. A) The new premier of China B) A new record by Cheech and Chong C) I Ching’s older brother D) A massage parlor in Tokyo
  14. A) “Have a good time” B) “Don’t eat the Sweedish meatballs” C) “I just completed est training” D) Nothing anyone would understand

True-False

_______Ramakrishna is a cereal made with rice and maple flavoring.

_______Satori is better than nirnana and samadhi except on weekends and holodays.

_______Sufi dancing is like square dancing only rounder.

_______The Tibetan Book of the Dead is a novel by Harold Robbins.

Score

0-5 points: You are hopelessly attached to the wheel of life and death. Try again next incarnation!

6-10 points You are largely unconscious and stuck in worldly pleasures

10-15 points You are so-so on the enlightment scale. Keep reading the New Sun.

15-20 points You are a very conscious being; with a little good karma you could go a long way.

20-25 points You are very close to God-realization–early November at the latest.

 Enlightenment Quiz

Originally posted 2011-07-20 08:43:18. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

The stoned witch and wasted wizard

drugs 150x150 The stoned witch and wasted wizard Mind altering substances and practices have always been a part of paganism from the earliest of times, ancient pagan mixed herbs and plants for ingestion or application or even as incense.

These herbs and plants where used by priest, priestess, and shamans too help encourage visions or change their mental state so that they could directly contact the divine source, Higher spirits or spirits on who they could call on the aid in their works.

Many of these herbs and plants where hallucinogenic or have psychotropic properties. These mind-altering substances are used today as recreational drugs or as pharmaceutical drugs to treat illness.

The big question regarding drugs and legal or illegal in neo pagan paths is a matter of ethics. Although as part of reclaiming our heritage we have to understand that these herbs have benefits and a uses.

According to Carlos Castaneda in his books he spent the beginning of his training under Yaqui shaman Don Juan Matus using drugs so that he could learn what is was like to connect the forces and forms of the divine, he claims that the drugs where used just to shift his perception just enough so he could see, after he new what he was looking for drugs where no longer used as he could then reach the state of mind where he could recall the feelings and senses that he experience. He claims that each hallucinogenic induced session was like gaining the pieces of a map to the available natural spirits and powers and once the map was completed the hallucinogens where no longer need to see the pathways.

The oracle of Delphi who was one of the most famous and accurate Oracles is claimed to of gained her insights from hallucinogenic vapours, which emanated from the 2 faults under the temple. There is academical evidence to support the fact that the Oracle was tripping comes from a reported in Geology magazine, which reveals that two faults intersect directly below the Delphic temple and the study also found evidence of hallucinogenic gases rising from a nearby spring and preserved within the temple rock.

It is also claimed that the much of the witchcraft hysteria during the burning times could have been a result of ergot a fungus produced on Rye and other cereals which produces Ergotism in humans and animals.

The symptoms of Ergotism symptoms include painful seizures and spasms, diarrhoea, paresthesias, itching, headaches, nausea and vomiting as well as hallucinations similar to LSD. All these symptoms at the time would have been seen as bewitchments. It is also believed that the reason why many of the accounts of flying of to Sabbats and having orgies with the devil and demons share similar traits is due to the fact that a similar concoction was used similar to a flying ointment, Flying Ointment a highly dangerous concoction of poisonous plants which was mixed with fats and applied to the body and broomstick would give the ware power of flight, In experiments where these potions have been used researchers and have been tested on live subject whom in questioning on their experiences have expressed the feeling of flight or flying or of travelling also they experienced vivid feeling of sexual arousal (this is likely to be due to the fact that this ointment would be applied to or come in contact with the genitals). It was found that subject reports showed similarities to some confessions gained during the witchcraft trials.

Even today many tribal cultures where magicks still has a place in the day to day the shaman / shawoman or holy man or woman will often ingest herbs which will cause a psychotropic effect which when mixed with ritual and drum beat will help the sha-person or holy person reach a state where they are able to communicate with the spirits.

The states that are created when natural drugs (legal and illegal) are used can be recreated to some extent without the help drugs, Things like fasting, cord magicks and dancing to exhaustion can raise the spiritual conciseness to a higher plane in the same sense as drugs.

Drugs play a major part of modern witchcraft and the reclaiming of the traditions and before everyone goes all Mr Mackey (Drugs ‘R’ bad) they bring about change whether as mind altering substances or a healing cures and medicines or poisons. A good witch will know how sometimes by instinct, which plants, or mix of plants should be used for healing purposes.

It is very important for any pagan, neo pagan, witch, Wiccan or any one dealing with plants for healing and other purposed to understand the law and let deal only with natural drugs or what I consider to be a natural drug.

So lets start with natural drugs: what is a natural drug? It is a plant which only requires chopping, blending with other plants,being dried, boiled or burnt / heated to release it benefits an un Natural drug is something that has been chemically reproduced or is designed some drugs can fall into both categories.

Examples

Name Natural version Unnatural version
Aspirin (legal) Willow bark Aspirin tablets
Cannabis (illegal) Cannabis herbal such as Weed, grass, sensi etc Cannabis resins such as soap bar, leb, rocky etc
nb. Legal issues if you prescribe a drug without correct legal right to do so will open you up to prosecution

Each country has its laws on drugs and no matter your views on drugs you will have to abide by that countries laws if you live or visit that country.

Since I live in the UK I will look at the law and it interpretations so let start with a definition:-

1. Drug

a. A substance used in the diagnosis, treatment, or prevention of a disease or as a component of a medication.

b. Such a substance as recognized or defined by the U.S. Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.

2. A chemical substance, such as a narcotic or hallucinogen, that affects the central nervous system, causing changes in behaviour and often addiction

In the UK we have 2 laws that cover drugs the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 and The Medicines Act 1968 and without knowledge a witch can end up breaking the law and find themselves open to prosecution and a jail sentence. In the UK as far as the drug laws go there are huge loopholes, which can turn into a noose. Magic Mushrooms! There is not law preventing you picking them but dry them out and you could face 7 years in prison and a fine if you have too many your sentence could be life under the Misuse of Drugs act 1971 and with the same silliness you have a friend who is stress you say drink camomile tea nothing but say I would prescribe camomile tea in the morning and evening one cup when you wake and one before retiring you can face prosecution under the Medicines Act 1968.

When you deal with herbs plants etc for healing purposes you have an obligation not just to the people that visit you but also to your self to be aware of the law ignorance is not a get out.

I hope that this will encourage all you that read that plants have benefits as well as their flaws and the issues of drugs and magicks are not as simples as they seem.

The issue of drugs in the community has an impact on life and that is an issue that should hit every heart.

On a serious note if your casting a circle with a joint rather than a wand you have a problem! drug issues can effect everyone around you and the more you connect with a drug the less you connect with the magicks Carlos Castaneda explains this in his books.

If you need help or advice on drugs in a pagan life or daily lifecontact:-

Frank http://www.talktofrank.com/section.aspx?ID=108

Pagan federation http://www.paganfed.org/ (sorry can only give home page but call you local group and I am sure that someone will be able to put you in touch with someone one)

The priory http://www.priorygroup.com/

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 The stoned witch and wasted wizard

Originally posted 2011-03-13 22:38:35. Republished by Blog Post Promoter