How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? 1. None… they call the electrician who’s also pagan and keeps the money in their community. 2. None — if a candle was good enough for Gramma it’s good enough for me! How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb? 13 consistng entirely of man-woman working couples How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb? 1. I can’t say. It’s oathbound. 2. I can’t tell you–you’re not a third-circle initiate! How many Alexandrians does it take to change a light bulb? 1. Same number as Gardnerians. 2. What do the Gardnerians do? How many Rad fems does it take? 7: one to do it, 2 to organize the creche and 4 to debate the meaning of the word unscrew How man Crowleyites does it take? They can’t. Uncle Aleister didn’t leave any instructions. How many Chaos magicians does it take? They don’t need to–they are used to working in the dark. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, one not to change it. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb? None. The universe changes the light bulb and the Zen Master gets the hell out of the way! How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb? 1. I can’t say. It’s
