You Might be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If… You insist that your boss call you “Rowan Starchild” because otherwise you’d sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don’t let that patronizing dastard call you “Mr. or Ms. Starchild.”) You request Samhain, Beltaine, and Yule off and then gripe about working Christmas. You expect your employer to exempt you from the random drug testing because of your religion. You think the number of Wiccan books you own is far more important than the number you have read, regardless of the fact that most of your books are for beginners. You’ve won an argument by referencing “Drawing Down the Moon,” knowing darned good and well they haven’t read it either. You said it was bigotry when they didn’t let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit. You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the losers who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get lives. You’ve ever had to go along with someone’s ludicrous story because it was twice as likely to be true than most of the nonsense you spout. You complain about how much the Native Americans copied from Eclectic Wiccan Rites. You’ve ever referenced the Great Rite in a pick-up line. Someone has had to point out to you that you do not enter a circle “in perfect love and perfect lust.” (Score double if you argued the point.) You claim yourself as a witch
